Any vehicle becomes a MAGAmobile when you coal roll someone with it.

If you physically interact with it while the car is in motion, it shouldn’t be on a touchscreen.

If by “sort a lot of the UK’s problems”, you mean “wreck several hundred - possibly several thousand - houses on the Isle of Sheppey”, then sure, I guess. They’ve got problems enough as it is, what with the regular queue of hundreds of black-cab taxi drivers descending on the island every summer weekend, clogging up t…

Captain America is on your side in this matter:

“By the way, the words you’re looking for are, ‘Oh, good grief.’”

By being seventeen and out late at night.

Bruce Wayne would like to know if it comes in black.

I nominate horsepower per horse as the scale to use provided we can agree on a standardised mass for a horse.

You just know that “move fast and break things” is also how they drive.

♫ You load 16 tons, what do you get ♫

When I’m charging / Well you know I’m gonna be / I’m gonna be the man who’s charging up for you...

“Underground editorial bunker”? I always assumed you were constantly on the road in a custom big rig trailer, like in Knight Rider, or Universal Soldier.

Aren’t they already illegal, as they make the wheels stick out too far past the body the same way spacers do? Or is that a some-states-only thing?

The typo made it to publication because they didn’t give the story a second look-over.

Don’t give them ideas, they’ll wait outside that gas station for delivery day with their own tanker, immediately buy all the gas it’s got, then charge $600/gal for it.

I’ll add that “confused, irritable, and lack coordination” are also common symptoms of hypoglycemia. So you may also want to get some sugary drink down ‘em.

I always liked Keaton-Batman’s cave-button hidden in the model of Wayne Manor inside the fish-tank.

On further inspection, the extremely creepy semicircle of armchairs (too close to the pole for anyone’s comfort) suggests it’s just for regular, non-superhero dancing.

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt, and assume the pole isn’t for strippers, but for accessing a cave where he keeps the rest of his Batman stuff.

Indeed. In the words of Dev Patel in The Newsroom: “Why not ‘underrated’?”