Finding Dildo

Between the flesh-melting, the evisceration by propeller, and Indy flat-out shooting a dude, Raiders definitely earned not being a G.

Also, Teri Hatcher slapping Piece Brosnan in “Tomorrow Never Dies”. Brosnan, by all accounts, properly felt it.

“Toks Olagundoye as”

fly throw

The 5001st guest at the buffet tore him to shreds on Yelp.

You’ve hit the nail on the head - this had *a* personality.

Yes, there’s a lot in the Austin Powers movies that has aged badly, but his post-defrosting optimism about the modern world is one of cinema’s great sentences:
“...but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with…

The correct ranking, from top down, is: Kilowog, John Stewart (JLU incarnation), Mogo, everyone else.

Fine, I’ll be the one to say it: Blue Beetle is a pretty good movie. It’s not getting any Oscars or anything, but I had a great time watching it.

Also, the describe-the-plot first half of the review is word for word the same as Gizmodo’s, presumably originating from the “suggested text” of a press pack.

The elephant in the room is, should she return the Razzie she got (and collected in person, a truly baller move) for the same role?

When we all know it should really be the Uncle Phillennium.

“In conclusion, Blue Beetle is a land of contrasts.”

What happened to you, Iowa State Fair? I visited you in 2017, just before the eclipse, and you gave me a fun day of weirdly specific-job tractors, giant vegetables, and equally giant unhealthy food. Now, this?

The gigantification of the Mini Cooper.

I’d rather it be handled by some of those godawful frat bros who were filming “bumfights” years ago.

Pedantry is just what other people call it when they’re wrong and you’re right. Take pride in yours, and thank you for the correction.

Watch the Honest Trailer for “Jupiter Ascending” on YouTube, you won’t be disappointed.

Also, The Mask Of Zorro!