Schiavelli’s “I could shoot you from Zurich and make it look like suicide” is a superb villainous boast.

My money’s on you getting The Quiz Broadcast first.

You know what? I quite liked Da Ali G Movie. It had me at the street race through Staines that strictly obeyed the speed limit, and kept me for the whole movie, even the bits that were... not good. Plus, it still baffles, yet also makes perfect sense to, me that Martin Freeman was in it.

I hope Bobby’s rising through the ranks of meat-quality inspectors.

What a curious way to tell her husband that they’re not his kids.

Surely they’d also need parental consent to release a 7-year-old’s name :)

If you don’t like someone for their behaviour, there’s a galaxy of universally applicable insults out there, from ”fuck you!” - a classic of the genre, and contextually different from the more banterish “fuuuuuuuuck you” - onwards. Shitting on someone for what they’ve done is a fine and honourable tradition. There is,…

It’s criminal that they didn’t refer to it by it’s correct title, “John Carpenter’s Vampire$".

ChatGPT673.7’s 2027 special “Of The People, By The People, After The People” played on all screens everywhere, with no way to stop it.

It’s The Meg 2. Do they need any?

I hope it ends with a “Baxter and the mama bear” climax: “Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be a friend of the megalodons.”

It is true. The shibboleth that manufacturers lobbied for, to get out of the regulations, is “light truck”, and the astounding vagueness it implies.

Levar Burton, or we riot.

Fair enough. Now if you’ll excuse me, that cloud’s not going to yell at itself...

Agreed; I came to the comments specifically to shill for Rant In E Minor. But I guess since it’s audio-only, it doesn’t exist for these modern kids, with their clothes and their hairstyles.

As if to prove your point, the bar in “Road House” indeed had chicken wire.

Wesley Snipes’ first and best movie about the half-human, half-suckhead vampire hunter

Indeed - nobody can reason their way out of something they didn’t reason their way into. It’s the same with most mental illnesses.

I’m in for anything Michael Jai White comedy, and I’m in for anything that tonally recalls James Garner’s “Support Your Local Sheriff”.

The Man, using Black-centric consumables against Black people? I’m getting strong Anaconda Malt Liquor vibes...