Really, I just checked in to make sure Arrowverse Slade Wilson made the cut and Arrowverse Ra’s al Ghul didn’t. I leave happy.

As an English man, AKA a chap with an ass, I appreciate the specificity of “assless chaps” on multiple levels.

My love started with her as Green Fury in “Powerless”. "Language Lessons" cemented it.

I don’t care about the review, it had me “Natalie Morales”. Nobody does simultaneous “winning” and “deadpan” half as well as she does.

I’m going to give Prinze the benefit of the doubt and assume his costume is “the five seconds Westley holds Inigo’s sword at the clifftop" Westley.

“a clear focus on casting genre legends who have fallen on hard times”

He may *have more money* than 99.99999% of the planet, but he’s barely *worth more* than very few of the world’s people. Wealth ≠ worth, despite how common the conflation is.

The main question hasn’t been addressed: can Liam Hemsworth growl “...fuck” with his shirt off?

Godsdammit - reasons I shouldn’t post, especially on topics that require memory, on the way home from drinking, #37. But in the clear light of morning, I’m struggling to think of a lifetime-pass Hayek role - except maybe Desperado, by sheer sexy wattage?

Agreed. He doesn’t have a lifetime-pass role; Hayek has at least 2 (Out Of Sight and Hustlers).

Who doesn’t want to see a green CGI whisk?

Was he listening to Jay-Z, and thought, “Only 99? I can beat that, easy”?

Meanwhile, Reese’s restaurant has a ten-month waiting list.

This never would have happened at a Paul & Storm gig. Their fans know how to throw things onstage respectfully.

But Leonard Pierce was right about the Ukraine-Russia armistice.

They should really call them outmates at this point.

There isn’t a well-established naming convention of elements ending -ion; there is for -ium, you (what’s the most uniquely and unflatteringly American thing?) school shootering (nope, too far) Black-Friday-sale rioting (better) ne’er-do-well.

If they make a show about Arkham Asylum, people are going to expect an adaptation of the Grant Morrison/Dave McKean story. Which is conspicuous by it’s absence from the article.

Doesn’t he also have the granddad who put his Walkman in his rucksack before Yondu & co grabbed him? And who nearly got glooped in GOTG2?

With an “eating his own snake” tale?