Wait, I shouldn’t be doing mental arithmetic or parsing logic this late at night...

When the language you all speak is “American”, you can moan about it. Until then, English English is correct.

Back when AV Club had the budget and remit to run interesting regular columns, they licenced Savage Love. Dan Savage always maintained the lower limit for dating was (half your age) plus seven years. Obviously any hard number solution should be taken with a pinch of salt, but it's not wildly unreasonable. I don’t know…

They may be reduced to coal-rolling with actual coal.

Any volunteers to try getting mister “Slavery was a choice” to absorb a history lesson?

The lack of “The PJs” in this article troubles me.

I’ll add “Colossal” to the list of movies Hathaway was brilliant in.

“Studio says sequel to massively successful movie will also be successful”

He could have made a great Metallo.

Surely I can’t be the only person who misread the headline as “Jordan Peele” and oh-my-god-what-happened clicked?

Here in the UK, numerous panel comedy shows have gone even further with an SNL-style “Guest Host” format, rather than rotating from a finite pool of hosts. It works great, because the permanent team captains keep it steady but leaving room for host-specific oddity.

Hot take: Indiana Jones actually met Hitler in person, and let him live. This effectively makes the Holocaust partly Jones’s fault.

IIRC, a news chiron in a later episode stated that “Levar Burton and non-celebrity companion” had been captured by pirates.

“the pilot and other club members recovered the wreckage”

Give me something to compare the $4k to, please, because not everyone knows the economics of the voice-actor industry.

I mean, he’s still a shit who needs to lose and lose hard, but I’m not overly scandalised by the difference between “consoling a grieving woman” and “consoling a grieving staffer”.

I’m not seeing nearly enough The Pope Must Die love under this article.

Speaking of “Love it but never again” movies:

Don’t care, seeing it on Thursday. Too many names and too much absurdity in the trailer not to.

Yet later, in Beauty And The Beast, it was she who had the brew that is true.