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Did it? Look at the sequence of actresses playing Aunt May.

From this moment, people, we are at Death Con 3, if that’s the highest Death Con, and if high Death Cons are worse than low ones.”

Those people should be forced to watch "Lake Placid", for starters.

And it should - nay, must! - have diegetic narration from Real Neil (with the pipes pies of steel).

or destroy them Garth Ennis-style

Ron Butterfield would like a word.

I think the mini-crossbows were for frog-poison darts - either a goon mentioned it in the background dialogue somewhere, or I’m very sleepy and imagined it.

Just dropping Chloe into Jack’s role and changing nothing else is perfectly on-brand for Lucifer’s (the character, not the show) quick-fix, hang-the-consequences, impatient style of problem solving.

Amazon, I don’t need to be told about your new releases 3 months in advance. Surely, nobody schedules their streaming beyond “What have they got?” while lying full-length on the couch, motionless except for their thumb.

Amanda Seyfried has a beer she needs you to hold for a second.

I’ll be interested to see what historical beef they concoct between landlocked isolationist Wakanda and a nation of ocean dwellers. 

So, the “Heroic Origins” episode?

Nick Fury was modelled after Samuel L Jackson in the comic The Ultimates way back in 2002, which of course led to Jackson’s casting in ‘08, because who else were they gonna get? (Note to Thanos - that is how you do “inevitable”.)

The Blake House

Then they have to stop the Andromeda strain from killing the dinosaurs.

What is “due diligence” for a car theft?

Three words:

I can’t imagine his ad-libbed Grossman wasn’t the result of weeks, nay months, of ultra-focused prep, just as for all his M:I absurdities.

Great idea - Monae as host/musician could Timberlake the shit out of it without even breathing hard.