Also a lot of what Michelle Pfeiffer wore in Married to the Mob.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

JS is not singing or acting much lately but she's making BANK with her retail brand. That brand certainly depends in part on her appearance but she's not just another has-been starlet.

An 'in between'?? How does that even work? Is it because it's in between a dude's legs? why aren't vaginas in betweens?

Poor Johnny.

I read a terrible parenting story about a lady who'd call vaginas "zucchinis" and it ended up with the girl being served some zucchini at the paternal grandma's house and going "But whose zucchini is it?" and "I am not gonna eat that! I don't eat people!"

How old is your daughter?? There are several very good books about touching and touches that are not okay. As a child molestation survivor I told my daughter all of the proper names for all parts of her body from a young age and now that she's ten and beginning puberty I got her this book which covers pretty much…

agreed! mine shouted "the strap is hurting my penis!" when his carseat was buckled wonky. and then "it's not funny!" when i laughed.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

We're potty training right now and it just seems easier to use the proper terms. For some reason, he insists on calling a vagina a 'tile', but is really good at recognizing penises and saying penis over and over again in public. "That man has a penis, that mommy has a tile and boobs!"

So on point, Tracy.

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Jeez lady, just let it go.

Don't be fucking ignorant. Seriously, this is a woman who comes from a place where food prices are so high that people are literally starving, advocating for a local food source. There is very little farming to be done around the Arctic Circle, and the people there hunt seals and other animals in order, as they have…

Is it possible for some of our readers to get vegan nothing burgers? I don't want them to feel like we're not being sensitive to their needs.

Killing, eating and using their fur and other parts of the seals as the indigenous peoples of Canada have been doing for eons.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.