You will look back someday and come to the ironic conclusion that yeah...they probably would have.

Nothing democratizing about clothes that need a maid.

There were a million ways this could have gone horribly, horribly wrong but I still think it’s hilarious.

Glam-ma. Clearly.

I love how even the granddaughter of Anna freaking Wintour is still wrapped in a standard issue hospital blankie.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

This is why I could never date a chaser, despite craving the physical intimacy that has eluded me since I transitioned almost 10 years ago. You’re looking for love, and all they want you for is a cheap thrill, something as easily discarded as the browser window on their favorite shemale porn site.

That is a disturbingly accurate cartoon.

I know! Its weirdly ridiculous... I’m like... This is just barely a few steps up from something you’d see on World Star Hip Hop. I understand entertainment. But I hate when this website decides one woman is okay for a takedown.

It’s actually a terrible book to read to sick kids. It’s a book you give to people transitioning in life (graduating, etc.) because it speaks of all the wonderful choices you have and where you’ll go. Those THREE sick kids (including one too young to understand you) don’t have much choice in their lives due to their…

I will never understand the controversy over calling the non-dairy dairy replacements “milk”. Milk in this case is not a literal description, but instead a word that connotes the taste, texture, and uses of the beverage in a succinct way. We all know it didn’t actually come from an udder, we’re not confused, and we’re…

Can’t watch the vid—does she really read a Dr. Seuss book to children and NOT SHARE THE FUCKING PICTURES?! Because if true, she should recuse herself immediately from any future child-reading photo-ops.

Wow, has Melania really never seen how most people read a book to a crowd? I mean, at least show them the pictures at some point.

And blend that g-damned contouring. That shit looks ridiculous.

My thoughts exactly. She’s such an asshole.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.

I’m so hyped for the A Wrinkle in Time movie.