Oh, fuck yourself.

FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUUUU Emma Roberts.

How is Lenny Kravitz still that good looking?

Your tastes are your business, my facebook page is mine. You can defriend people or take them off your feed if you want.

I have my own corset. The thing is, corset training is OK, mostly. Most people who do it aren't trying to have waists the size of their spine. Mine is within the acceptable range of 'sizing,' meaning that it really won't give me more than a few inches in reduction. Do I like it? Yes, primarily because I don't have a…

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

I don't even like wearing too tight pants. Man.

Really? I was under the impression that male circumcision involved removal of the foreskin. When did it become amputation of the penis and testicles and then sewing the gaping wound over what is left of the urethra?

Fuck, can't we just be excited about something? Geez.

OH YES! Congrats! High Fives all around.

Congratulations on your baby! Yeah, it's not really wisdom, is it?

My personal favorites are all the people who say things like "You're in for it now!" or "You have no idea what you're in for" or "Better sleep while you can!" or "Your life as you know it is over. (Long pause). In a good way." For cryin' out loud, I'm 34 years old. I thought for a long time about whether or not I…

I've never been pregnant so I don't know the feeling. But I do know the fear that I will put on a lot of weight when pregnant and I will be fat and that it will take a long time to lose it and I'll feel like crap. Maybe feeling this way is shallow, but shirts like this kinda reinforce the negative thoughts that I fear…

RIGHT!? I just found out yesterday that my 32 week fetus is ALMOST 5lbs ALREADY and even though my repeat glucose screenings have been negative and large babies run in my family, my maternal-fetal medicine doc has me now doing blood glucose checks after every meal (they've all been normal so far, concern trolls! don't…

As someone now at 11 weeks, fuck this shirt and the bumblefuck horse it rode in on.

I hope it's paid for by right-wing tears.

This is the only thing he's ever done that's worth a shit.

Calm down guys. He thought he was Jewish in the 2nd grade!

Does anyone remember that bath time barbie line? It was a weird waterproof barbie that you were supposed to decorate with colored soap foam. That's what this looks like!

I've read about something like Benefiber. I think I'm going to give this Apple Cider Vinegar/Warm Lemon water/fiber supplements a few more days.