Oh my god that’s cute.

i LOVED that shit.

I can't with the Kosher ham.

You are strong and awesome.

Ma-touring hormone.

I would lay off the shaking. You probably have already done some damage.

What horrible options for a horrible person. Let's murder you or make the public you betrayed pay to sustain your jailed ass for life. I want to give up.

I wore a costume in a play in HS where I could only eat breakfast to fit in it. As soon as my scene was over, I unzipped and stuffed a sandwich in my mouth. It was a really cool vintage 1920s romper our costume lady insisted I fit into. I'm sure she gave kids eating disorders.

what a horrid story and a gross mess.

So effed and awesome.

Samsies. I'm already getting flack for not letting my 9 month old use technology.

Don't ever lie to Tay Tay!!!

Brittany Miller from The Chipettes. (Female counterpart to Alvin and the Chipmunks)

Several high schools in NYC have escalators.

I remember when schools would not allow students to wear these because they got caught in escalators. I made my own version with patchwork denim that I wish so bad I saved.

I still want one.

Agreed 100%. Also, LEFT SHARK!!!

1. She looks amazing and healthy 2. I feel so much more forgiving to my post baby body. 3. Media truly messes with our heads.

*vaginal weights* All I can think of is Samantha Jones. "My vagina waits for no man."

Let's continue to fail victims of abuse even after they feel the only alternative is to take their own lives. Jesus people.