Accurate. I have seen may a naked woman, and nearly all have cellulite somewhere. If it’s not on the legs, it’s on the tummy or the bum. Completely normal for any size or shape.

Why does this television only get one channel?

He was married to a black woman, so unless he was living out some weird slaver fantasy, he’s not a conventional racist. I’d agree that he doesn’t “get” institutional racism, but he’s...well...complicated. I just can’t wrap my head around this guy. Sometimes he seems racist, sometimes not. I think he’s probably decent…

Which is why it’s crazy that Donny promotes deportation and Muslim-watches and shit and all his supporters are like yeah! It’s about time! When we’ve BEEN doing that shit. These people can’t even be bothered to pick up a local paper for 5 minutes. Cuts into their angry Facebook rambling time, y’know?

I mean America is doing what he’s advocating for. Muslims are being watched and put on lists. Black folks are STILL being killed by the state and private individuals for being black. Latinos are being deported en masse. To imagine Obama as some magical cure to America’s incessant and ingrained racism is to be sold…

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

Old Man Yells at Chair

Obvious comment is obvious.

One of those paparazzi visors that Donald Sterling’s mistress wore during the Clippers scandal would do her some good.

The “stop picking on her! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HER? SHE’S JUST A REGULAR GIRL?” comments are too much for me.

Here is Taylor making her way to her SUV from another angle.

Well that’s a future (or possibly current) serial killer in the making. Actually, that’s a current serial killer of cats. I really hope someone puts up a surveillance camera and catches that sick fuck.

I hate that the AP article headline calls him a “family man.”

Well, I was already crying at work for other reasons so, I’m done for the day.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

just here to say hi to my other jezzie FLDS experts

Take your whiney ass to BMXnik!

My faith in Jalopnik has been restored! Thanks, Fath.., I mean Jason.

Why do women need to be repeatedly punched in the face at all for any laughs?