Yeah, that’s the thing needing prioritizing here.

I have a feeling this story is going to end with new Lucy having some kind of “accident” and old Lucy will be in her place.

Seconding this. I’ve been vegetarian for over 20 years, and find vegans some of the most preachy folks I’ve ever met. Lectures about cream in coffee and endless side eye... makes me almost wish I wasn’t vegetarian. You’ll win more hearts with sugar cane syrup than vinegar.

Wait - What is a “vegan tattoo”? Is it like a carrot or something? On his calf? Do tell.

I find the almost gleeful hates of vegans very tiresome, but I also find a large percentage of vegans to be totally batshit. The thing is I am vegetarian moving toward a veganish lifestyle, but it’s not really possible to avoid everything. It’s life. I personally have an empathy disorder, and I have a lot of trouble…

Those people sound like serious weirdos and piles of garbage.

I've been seriously bullied by vegans. Many of whom love bringing rape into their arguments when they learn I'm a sexual assault survivor.

This is pretty much true of anything anyone does whether it’s making soap, Pokemon, getting fit, riding motorcycles and everything in between. Sometimes people change? Lose interest?

You can’t really beef with veganism....

We all know at least one or two vegans who are just so annoying. Lifelong vegetarian, but I’ve never wanted to go vegan as I’m a bit too obsessed with cheese but I can think of at least two people in my life who were annoying vegans for a while and now aren’t even vegan. One made pie this week and rendered her own…

I disagree with your connotation, but your basic premise is correct. If you worry about being able to eat, exactly what you eat is much less of a concern as long as it’s something. Only when your food source is guaranteed, and other basic needs are met, do you have the freedom and privilege to worry about where your…

I have always found issues of diet have always been an upper-middle class obsession. Everything from Atkins to this gluten-free vegan craze is usually the product of people who worry less about the money needed to purchase than the origin of their leafy green or their eggs. I grew up around mostly poor people and I…

Honestly, I’m a vegan just to balance out the extreme factory farm diet. Also because it has personally been great for my health and makes my skin look fantastic.

Ugh. The Playboy mansion seems like the saddest place on earth. How bad do you think the old man and lube reek must be?

Not gonna see it at Panda, at a proper Pho restaurant? Yes you can... Same thing, just with a bit of gelatin

If you like eating a serpentine belt boiled in tabasco.

This dude isn’t all there. Changsha has Uber, and McDonalds, and KFC, and Pizza Hut. I spent 2 weeks in Changsha and while I speak practically no Chinese, I had no problem buying Cokes and snacks at Walmart and grabbing a Big Mac meal at McD’s.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

Man. Girls aren’t real. They’re just something made up to get people to buy cars.