I had this plate taken away from me 2 years ago. I still miss it. Virginia Jazz League represent!

MY COCK’S LONG IS AVAILABLE BOYEES

A vegetarian lady was denied this plate.

Yes, that was the crux of Peter Thiel’s speech in some ways. Let’s forget bathroom ussues for trans people because they are part of the “culture wars” and are distractions compared to real economic issues. Which is fine and dandy for Peter to say as a rich white guy, but they are not diatractions for people being…

Taylor and all of her squad did a blood sacrifice so she could date him and not have the world turn against her, Selena ruined the pentagram which is why she wasn’t invited to the 4th of July party and why Kim was able to completely destroy her on snapchat. I hope that no one else has thought of that possibility…

going from midlife crisis’d, drunk bloat’d, coke sweat’d dad rock fading actor’d dipshit to a benevolent space dictator?

His campaign is literally clown shoes.

Send them out on stage looking like...

When Paul Ryan sees his five o’clock shadow, it means six more weeks of RNC. Cover that shit up.

Did they look like this?

It’s a weird process in and of itself, when you really think about it. YOU MADE A PERSON WITH YOUR BODY. And now you are responsible for keeping alive!!! Whaaaaaat???

A few years back, they played a free concert at a community festival I went to, and I could not BELIEVE how many hits they have... I always liked 3eb, I graduated high school in 2000 and I’m a middle class white kid, so I’m the right audience. But they played song after song that was a big hit, and I was like, that’s…

Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?

Bad news— 90s rich kid liberal stoners are now Republicans.

Yassssss my 3eb and Stephan Jenkins crush is reignited. I love the self awareness that not playing the hits was a form of punishment. Also news to me that they're popular with Republicans? Their music is nearly entirely anthems for 90s rich kid hippie liberal stoners, no?

This. My husband and I just had our first (and probably only kid). I am 38. He is 45. About three weeks into it he said, “Man, you know, I am a little disappointed in one thing. I thought I would finally get to experience what it feels like to be an adult.”

I think back to being 13 and how the upper 6th girls (17, 18) still seem so much more mature than I now. I’m way over 30.

Right? I know I don’t feel like an “adult” but thought maybe it’s because I don’t have kids. But it turns out my friends with kids still don’t feel like adults.

Oddly, I have never noticed Matt Damon’s veneers. But Ben Affleck’s have always been SO distracting to me!