Before we shit on this poor man too much let’s take a hot step right the fuck back to remind ourselves that he’s not giving us a new bag or adding in any way to the total volume of our carrying satchel.

I have full faith and confidence that the Democrats will fuck this up somehow.

Anita Hill.

I don’t know if “simp” is the right word, but no one should be giving Trump airtime. You can’t ask the “tough questions” when you’re dealing with someone who is incapable of telling the truth.

Any surprises?

No Call of Duty or Fortnite. I need to move to Japan.

A small device is affixed under each player’s shirt that “pops,” making a hole in the shirt and oozing out a brownish liquid.

It’s also notable that Rockstar’s not re-listing the originals on any store but their own, where they take a bigger cut of the profits. So even their mea culpa is self-serving.

“The updated versions of these classic games did not launch in a state that meets our own standards of quality, or the standards our fans have come to expect.....but we released them because you gamers have shown you will buy any broken piece of crap day 1 lulz. We wasted so much money on QA on RDR2 for no reason!”

A comparison to Pokemon is honestly more logical. Persona is SMT crossed with a life simulation game. SMT is the original monster collecting extravaganza; it's a jrpg with monster collecting elements, but with a much steeper difficulty hike than Pokemon.

The fact that they both failed to anticipate the memes and were also bothered by them seems like a real bad sign for this game. The only way this can work is if they lean into the cheese, but this makes it sound like the bullshit/buttrock scene was supposed to be 100% serious. Which, uh oh!

Yeah I feel that - I got the “meal” version and was super disappointed at the size. And trying to fill up with a “side taco” is just maddening.

Easily the worst mechanic in the game. Later on you’ll encounter areas where your CP seems to drain constantly in battles like you have a leak, and campsites are VERY far between.

Couldn’t pay me to play this shit. Fuck that place.

I try to be an ally. I can’t support a place that openly donates and hates against people that are LGBTQ+. One of my best friends is trans. I have a daughter. Got to be the example.

I look forward to the next Kotaku article in this cycle of stanceless-ness, “Business with disgusting beliefs uses video games to promote hate”

Could we please not promote this homophobic and racist company please? Is it that hard to do? 

Please don’t give this brand free promotion. Thanks

“And then they found out one of these workers is gay, and they fired them.”

That was a hilarious video, though it wont make me break my boycott of Chic-fil-A, aka Hate Chicken