THANK YOU THE RED SKULL INSTEAD OF HITLER THING MELTED MY DAMN BRAIN

The line I had to rewind 3 times was, “a lot of trouble over a hunk of metal.”

In the last half of this episode, I honestly had to pause every few moments as I just kept incredulously burst in to laughter how stupid everything was. Like you could genuinely take almost every major scene from this episode and run it as an action movie parody.

He needs to lighten up and learn to take a compliment, most men would love to be getting this kind of attention.

He should smile more, and learn to take a joke

Shrill, right?

Plus he’s super bossy.

I like Henry Cavill, but I’m worried that he’s too emotional to handle a leadership position (especially at a certain time of the month).

This has got to be absolutely eating him up inside.
Really gnawing at him, y’know?
It just... bites.

Wow, this is heartbreaking news. András was such a wonderful, pleasant, polite, hardworking member of the team. He will be missed. 

I’m looking at the articles he wrote and realizing how many of them I recognize.

Goddammit.

Remember when he was “America’s Mayor” because he had the good fortune to be the lame-duck mayor of New York when it was hit by a devastating terrorist attack? Remember that? Remember how the entire country suddenly loved him simply because he (somehow) projected “courage” at the right moment? Time Man of the Year…

In case anybody was wondering, the reason why I haven’t appeared in any DC superhero movies either is because of a separate, unrelated feud I’m having with Walter Hamada.

I just built a new PC in April. Ryzen 5, 32 gigs of RAM, and 5700XT. Only had 1 crash in about 25 hours of playing, but I’ve had at least 20 instances where there’s been a glitch that’s caused me to get stuck in the world or a mission objective breaks and I can’t proceed, causing me to have to reload a previous save.…

Biggest disappointment: that the competitive Smash community is full of sex pests, predators, and pedophiles. That’s definitely a top three “YIKES!”

I don’t know why you aren’t as the enemies sure as hell are able to do it.

I am honored! Or, should I say, honoured.

Fair enough. And considering you just said you’re sorry, we will make you an honourary Canadian!

Apologies, Canadians. That was my clumsy way of saying I’ve not seen anyone yet from the Northwest Territories, Yukon, or Nunavut.