Patricia won’t have a copy of the game until tonight at midnight, after which she’ll work her ass off to try to get a review up in the next week or so. Given that she’s a Fallout superfan and smart critic, I imagine y’all will enjoy reading her thoughts even after we’ve all been playing the game.

I feel like Witcher 3 so far surpasses Inquisition in every meaningful way I tend to enjoy fantasy, be it in books, movies, or games, that it’s almost unfair to compare the two. True, in Witcher 3 you can’t customize your main character to be a blue-haired elven food service employee with a lisp, but whatever. Geralt…

Uuuum, Lair of the Shadow Broker would like to disagree

Eh can’t help but think Inquisition was just a massive misfire. Sure it sold well and is a good game but it’s incredibly formulaic in today’s industry. Bioware used to be a company who redefined genres but ever since ME2 they’ve been closing off and producing the same game over and over again almost.

(...) Paul McCartney of The Beatles fame

As much as I like the new Nolan 343 Guilty Spark impression, I still have absolutely no issue with Dinklage’s performance. He was given shit lines to say, and he said them as I expected a robot to say them; with just a hint of emotion. You can only do so much with bad/corny writing, and Dinklage’s deadpan delivery is…

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

And we’re all left wing compared to Genghis Khan; so what?

See, that’s the thing about Gawker commenters: they have no sense of what the rest of the country (or world) is like. They thing they are the happy-medium, right in the middle, and that anyone right of them is rightwing. In reality, they are in the left-most 5% of the body politic, and are completely wrong about where…

It’s not about “good enough for you.” That is absurd. It’s about “good enough to get elected.” So tell us, which candidate - who has a real shot to get elected - would be a better champion for African Americans than Bernie?

Whats interesting is our need to place someone somewhere on a single line despite the fact that there are many different dimensions to the issues we face.

For the last time: HILLARY HAS THE FUCKING SECRET SERVICE. Her events are screened much more than any other candidate. And why would you get angry that she actually sat down with BLM and held a conversation with them? That makes no sense. So your issue doesn't even seem to be about the way they did it, it seems to be…

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

From a concept stand point, the whole idea of even having such things as timings as such a fundamental point of the game seems wrong and outdated. An RTS is about warring armys ,tactics, strategy, deceit etc. Not getting a single unit out a few seconds quicker or working on your build order. An RTS should not be…

I had an epiphany the other day. Specifically, screw sidequests. I mean, do them, they’re fine, but I just don’t have enough damn time in the day. I also deleted every video game from my computer except for Dark Souls and a couple rogue-likes as a way to let it all go, because my backlog was reaching levels that…

This happens to me a lot and here’s what I do:

No joke: I kind of liked Dinklage’s take on an AI. A little more human than Siri, but not as ‘alive’ as SHODAN, GladOS, or Cortana.