On the plus side it’s a Ford so it’ll probably break down while you’re racing it

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

The hoods are almost identical!

“That was sick! I’m never washing this hair again!”

Now it’s a Huracan’t.

I’ve played enough RPGs in my time, and main’d a Mage in Wrath of the Lich King so let me tell you the real answer. It’s both. It’s Frostfire. Has the properties of ice, but burns like fire.

If a NASCAR fan were flying the Confederate Flag, wouldn’t that be about as disrespectful toward the American Flag as anything in the history of America?

I used to like this comment. I still do, but I used to too.

That’s the thing about comments of the day: they’ve already been made on another article today.

I wish people who “film” in portrait mode would get knocked to the ground and beaten into unconsciousness.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

I was waiting and hoping that Mazda would shove the speed3 drivetrain in the 5 and sell a Mazdaspeed5 to us handful of complete weirdos who would be into that.

She is performing a public service - she knows Mustangs kill people, so she refuses to have one in her video. This song even has the warning: “Mustangs.......Gonna hit you like lightning”

The worst/most painful part is how he scrapes on his ventral (belly & dong side) for 40-50 feel before the grass mercifully stops him.

I’m always tempted to take advantage of the great deals for time-trial bikes—more than 50% off— from my local bike shop, but here’s yet another reason why you should always reconsider…

Could be rotating triangle?

Chella of the Black Ears demands Trial By Combat.

Imagine a future where this occurred.

How is it that Jalopnik hasn’t sent a reporter to an NHRA event? Watching a Top Fuel car make a pass is one of the coolest automotive experiences out there.

Maybe I’m being a dick, but “a problem with his bike’s steering” really just means “a problem with the rider,” right?

Oh come on. If I wanted the facts I would have just read the original story! What fun is that?