BWAHAHAHAHAHA

This shit is why I still slow down and I look most of the time that I have a green light. Yes you’re right, it’s your right of way, and the other guy is an asshole if they run the light, but being right doesn’t keep you from dealing with the consequences of several tons of metal slamming into you.

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

In some parts of Michigan, this would be the feather-weight class.

Ironically, it looks more like a diamond now.

Enter, sand man.

Hang on, what does a panda wearing an anteater hat have to do with anything?

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

I came for benny hill music and was not disappointed.

True pro-lifers would have to say yes.

Because, stupid.

ATP rankings

Willis hasn’t played any ATP tour-level matches or grand slams

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Like I said in another comment, If someone said they’re fans of Migos I’d walk away too.

Did the pilot suggest which god they pray to? I wonder if the Pilot suggested the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Oh man, that Crosstour looks good in white!!!

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

Tell me I’m not the only person that chuckled at “horn hole.”

Reminds me of The OA.