Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

This is one of the reasons why we are a Third World Banana Republic.

The Multipla is inadvertently responsible for my favourite window sticker of all time.

Fun fact: Lots of Palestinians can also be classified as Semites, which means all these Israeli hardliners (and most of the American Right) are literally engaging in anti-Semitic behaviour.

I’d still take every one of those over Skyline chili. 

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly

Color me cynical. This is going to be a complete dud, and the biggest disappointment felt by a liberal since my wife first saw me naked.

He handily won the state in 2016, but if he can’t deliver on promises to bring back manufacturing jobs, it could hurt him the next go-around.

Should be 32,000 mph I think.

New Horizons quickly flew past MU69 on New Year’s Day 2019 at speeds approaching 53,000 km/hr (2,200 mph)

“She didn’t have a lot of talent, she was just kind of a horse. But she was my horse,” Bernstein said, adding, “and she had just been accepted at USC!”

“Well here’s your problem. The engine’s in the wrong place!”

Flubbed the landing there. Should have concluded with “the only person who got nailed that night was on-screen.”

The Passion is basically anti-Semitic, Jesus torture porn. 

My Giulia has been working without issue for 29k miles.  It has only been in for service at the regular 10k and 20k intervals.  Quality issues have been largely overblown.

I don't have a baby. Can I throw cheese at a strangers baby?

If you can’t fix an Alfa you shouldn’t drive one

I’m getting the impression that Meadows and Jordan believe if they just yell loud enough it’ll somehow make them the majority party again.

Louder, for the MAGAts in the back.

Causation has a pretty easy logical track to it. The most powerful man in the United States (by virtue of occupying the office of POTUS) continuously refers to the press as “the enemy of the people” at rally-style events specifically held to whip his base into a frothing frenzy of…

Why is this... monstrosity...not more well known? Because I kind of want to watch it.