Don’t forget gerrymandering, campaign finance laws, and election security...
My platform for my 2020 campaign is now officially as follows:
We all agree that health care is an emergency, right?
So... Are they going to ban the anchors that are white supremacists anytime soon?
Ooooh! Here we go again, folks! Let’s take yet another trip down the patented Trump Stages of Denial!
The IV drug cocktail handed out by the state keeps you pretty well hydrated on its own
I hear this one on nearly every speedrunning post I do and my response is always that these tricks take tons of practice to perform and these runners are infinite more knowledge about the games they run than you or me will ever be in pretty much anything.
Better than standing there with their finger and their thumb in the shape of an ‘L’ on their forehead.
This is how stupid you are. I never once claimed “a wall” is racist. Please screenshot and highlight in red where I did. Pro Tip: You won’t be able to because it never happened.
motherfucker was wearing flip flops to go with his fire suit
Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.
Isn’t the 86/BRZ a 2+2? Granted, that second row is largely theoretical.
Praise Satan, that is a gorgeous car.
Back when luxury did not come from the features and tech but rather build quality and engineering
How many of the Model 3 sales are just Tesla finally fulfilling their multi-year backorder list?
Owner decided it was actually too reliable and wanted to step up to a Range Rover.
I think it’s all about messaging. I mean who wouldn’t be against something called “Tax Cuts and Jobs Act”? I like having a job! I like paying less taxes! It’s how you spin it is all.
If he really owns a ‘99 Grand Vitara, his cool factor just went up half a notch in my book.
That’s why I loved MXC so much. They took the inherent silliness and hilarity of the physical comedy of the game shows, dubbed over a ridiculous script full of (usually adolescent fart and sex) jokes, and created a highly entertaining spectacle. I haven’t seen it in multiple years, so idk for sure whether it holds up.
Amazingly improved when read by internet hero ProZD in ballpark announcer voice: