His tiny little pajamas and bathrobe! I almost died.

They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”

I’ve told this story on here before, but...

Except when we have to deal with the folks who refer to all of us as “Orientals”.

I think a few other people have explained the obvious answer to that already. Also, the article states they jumped to protect her from the “threat” of the authorities who tried to take her. Sounds like they were doing a hell of a lot better of a job than her own biological family did.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

Most appetizers are out to kill, those damn delicious assassins.

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

What Katy Perry needs to worry about is that 13% battery. Charge your phone!

Can we please not promote anything related to Mama June? This woman’s boyfriend went to jail for raping her daughter, and when he got out she decided to date him again. We do not need to help her get paid by TLC by giving her more attention.

Baby goats are adorable, but they grow up into little monsters.

I obviously have never got within a monkey’s of film or even well-known theatre but I’ve done sex and rape scenes in plays, several times. Honestly, with a rape scene, it’s easier. It’s so black-and-white distressing that extra care is taken to be respectful and give personal space and in rehearsal get it over with as…

My Grandmother was blown away that Liberace was gay. She couldn’t believe it.

Ha! Lovely story - I am going to turn it into a romcom in my head, if you don’t mind, and I’ve initially paired you up with the handsomest, most successful of the brothers. But, plot twist, turns out he’s a bit of a douche, and you deserve so much more. In rides the ever so slightly less attractive (but still very…

There are definitely situations when it can be rude. I’m in the Army, and we have a lot of native Spanish speakers. 95% of the time I don’t give a fuck if we’re sitting around doing nothing and people are bullshitting in Spanish. But when I start hearing my name, names of coworkers, and we’re still in the workplace?…

One of my college roommates once grabbed me aside and said, “I know people can feel weird when others speak other languages in front of them - but don’t worry, I promise I’m not talking about you when I call my mom and suddenly switch into Russian. I AM, however, probably talking about Roommate X.”

I have a neighbor that switches to Spanish sometimes when talking to their family. They all speak English. It is pretty uncomfortable to be part of a conversation and then you’re not.

My coworker talks on her phone at her desk in Arabic all the time and I’m 10000% sure she’s bitching about me to her mom.