Aw she checks to see if she’s going to ruin her makeup first! sweeeeeet baby girl

I don’t understand how anyone can eat subway. It just has that funny smell to it and it kind of attaches to you unless you wash your face and hands after eating.

Ok, shame me at will, but if somebody had asked me a few minutes ago, I would say Doris Day was dead...

Even though they don’t seem to grasp how far away their pot-bellied, inconsiderate, misogynist selves are from the heroes they want to pretend they are.

Your husband sounds adorable!

I use velcro rollers, and have found that heat and spray wax help tremendously (I live in high-humidity florida, so these made a huge difference)

It does feel so nice! I have been trying to convince my boyfriend to use it when he showers at my place. He has issues with oily skin and bigger pores, so this could help him out. So far, no dice. Why don’t men listen to us about beauty stuff???

Yes, that would be selfish. I know it sucks but you really need to leave him alone.

I never thought I’d write a post like this but here we go. I need boy advice.

Beauty thread

My partner is similar - I can say with a completely straight face “those comics were expensive? I just threw them out...” but he can’t even pretend he’s planned a surprise birthday cake without me knowing he’s lying/hiding something. It’s adorable but it drives him nuts.

Your husband sounds adorable.

Mine does the exact same thing. With the ‘forgotten’ object tucked into the back waistband of his pants, so he can hold both hands up for authenticity. I am actually surprised at what he has been able to hold in there, including a full glass of water.

That’s pretty adorable.

I called my mom from a friend’s house post-sleepover (pre-cellphones). She asked where I was and I said, “um well I’m in jail, we got arrested last night.” I waited a few beats for her to scoff and say, no really, where are you? But the joke was on me because she just sighed and said, “Oh molarplexus, what is it you…

Some people don’t like dry feet? I get dry patches in the summer, and a moisturizer helps a ton.

These people who don’t scrub down everything, all I can think of is that thing that happens when you massage someone who’s not clean and you grab a handful of dead skin and dirt....*shudder*

This. I’m the “Wash your dang legs” person and I’m STILL Team Wash Your Dang Legs.

I was confused by that at first, but then I realized it was much simpler than I was trying to make it: Cersei can see her breath because it’s cold in King’s Landing. Winter has come.

“Sorry, son, Boss Baby’s home planet needed him so he had to go. Also, he died on the way back to his home planet. Let’s go see Lego Batman instead”