Good God, who lived there? Sterling Archer?

Again? Patti Smith’s memoir was already the inspiration for the Ryan Reynolds/Amy smart film adaptation.

I used to live in the same town as them, and before the divorce was announced, my friend was at a club, and there was jon, hitting on anything in a skirt. She was so creeped out by how he was acting she left.

Once a newlywed friend told me her new hub of 6 months was bothered because she didn't always wear her matching sets. "Go home and tell him my hub never knew they came in sets! And, get over it!"

I buy everything in black- boom. Matched.

They do not make 36AA bras, so they’re dead to me.

My only problem here is that the bathing suit is awful.

1. 1 : a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race

“because racism is prejudice PLUS institutional power, and white people are the ones with institutional power.”

“Racism is prejudice plus power”

Continuing to have sex someone when they try to push you off is a crime. If you don’t know that, you’re dangerous (and an asshole). Congrats!

Offensive, vulgar, and wrong is thankfully not enough to get a person convicted of a crime.

“There was no intimacy, nothing..”

My mom was a pretty well-loved social worker in our community and her visitation had something like 500+ people at it. Us family members stood at the casket for hours and hours and hours greeting people. It was very weird. It becomes your job to comfort people when really you’re the ones who need comforted the most.…

FIL stood at MIL’s casket for at least 5, probably closer to 6, at her wake. And the line never waned. We did bring him food anand drinks, but he didn’t want to leave her side and wanted to make sure everyone who came was acknowledged. It was definitely very sad.

“at least Cosby knocked his victims out b4 he raped them.”

Stop being friends with those morons.

This is at its core an anti-progressive statement, though. It’s obviously a complicated issue, especially considering the low conviction rates, but at the same time ‘innocent until proven guilty’ is among the most valuable features of our legal system, whereas mob rule is essentially barbaric

i’d also like to share with everyone the time i lost a spelling bee by spelling reptile wrong. In the fifth grade i won my class spelling bee which meant that i got to participate in the school spelling bee. in the class spelling bee i was cool as a cucumber but not when the entire school, including my parents, were…