I was exclusively raised on formula and somehow managed to survive childhood. Gasp!

If the mother had a very nutrient poor diet herself, she may not have been producing much, I guess? She’d have to be eating at practically a starvation level, though, but she might have been doing just that if she was some health junky.

I have to give credit where credit is due: it’s a Rickyism from Trailer Park Boys.

Well, that was fucking abusive.

Their kids creep me the fuck out.

I’ve long heard these rumors as well as well as the rumor that will and a producer we caught allegedly “in flagrante delicto” with a male producer of “The Fresh Prince” in his dressing room by his first wife.

“yourq [sic] amazing”

Fighting or no, when a friend goes out like that, you follow and bring them back. Or at least take them a coat if you can’t get them back in.

His character is Carlos the Dwarf.

Jiminy Christmas, I’d prefer some quick anal over an evening of Catan with Leo. And I’m a het male.

I read her book years ago. Barely remember it. Anyone remember?

Loved Boston!!! Also Seattle. The Steven and Irene Slap.

Yes, making jokes about women is definitely the same thing as beating your wife.

Either. More likely a seizure but could have been a stroke depending on what part of the brain it was in.

I had all mine taken at the same time. No way in the world would I be able to endure the sounds of the surgery so I went under. My dentist was also a cosmetic surgeon (perks of living in Cali, everyone has their hand in the plastic surgery market) and had an operating license as a result. It was a glorious experience.

I went under for my wisdom teeth removal, however, I went to an oral surgeon. I’m glad I was asleep for that.

Wouldn’t Jen have Tate Donovan stories too? He dated both Sandy and Jen and I can’t believe I know that and I googled it to make sure and now I really hate myself for knowing this. And googling it to make sure.

Except that’s not true. None of that is true.

Don't be. She acts like a petty junior high kid all the time. Let's also not forget the unconditional support se gives to her rape-accused brother. I gave her a lot of passes bc I admired her but no more.

Man, I was *just* wondering about ol Lohan over the weekend and thinking “hmmm, she must have somewhat pulled herself together as I’ve seen nothing of note about her in any news blurbs lately...good for her!” :/