I hope you didn’t use ‘rank’ specifically...I’ve told lovers that they had ‘ball odor’ but there just seems to be more secrecy and shame attached to vagina care. I think a lot of people seem hesitant to discuss care and or upkeep.

TMI*********

When I was 13 a much older man made a pass at me while I was in a gas station waiting to use the restroom. I was on a road trip with my parents and had never been cat called or ‘hit on’ by anyone much less a man old enough to be my father. I laughed nervously because I didn’t know what to say. He took my laughter as…

You’re still a whore if you belong to the ‘wrong guy’. Remember, they assume all women end up with assholes and alpha males thus causing the ‘nice guy’ to lash out against an oppressive world.

When my very clean cut (white collar) husband went to get his tattoo the artist said ‘no’ to the design he brought in and said something about how ‘newbies’ never know what the fuck they want and he didn’t want to deal with an irate yuppie.

I had a beach guide tell me the same thing. I believed for years that peeing in a sting was what you did...

Dammit! I just commented on that. You beat me to it.

I think Bridgette is from a town called Lodi. Maybe it's a subconscious connection?

I’m a thin/petite white woman and the majority of catcalls I get are from younger black men (and occasionally older black men who usually say something about my legs and Tina Turner....which I frankly secretly like because I HATE my legs and love Tina Turner).

I’ve noticed that as well. I’ve also noticed (and I hate saying this because my best friend is an amazing teacher and I know it’s not ALL teachers) a lot of really dumb and or arguably racist/sexist/classist elementary school teachers on Facebook and Twitter.

He makes me want to shock him. Just to see what he'd do.

That sucks. I live in California and in my former profession met several clients who were granted SSI and or disability benefits way easier than I would have thought possible (for arguably manageable situations). BUT, I’ve also heard some absolutely heartless stories about people who have gotten completely fucked on…

I never thought Chris Evans was all that great but I kind of dig him in the Captain America role. I want to scandalize and lead astray his pure little heart.

Are you eligible for disability or SSI?

Similar situation. I was out of the loop on my field but ‘too qualified’ ‘you’re just going to leave’ ‘why would you want to work here?’ ‘We aren’t hiring for managers....’ even if I was applying for entry level they assumed I wouldn’t want an introductory position and etcetera about a million times. I went the temp…

I feel like the cake was really worth it. Everyone says ‘your wedding day goes by so fast!’ and it really does. I remember very little about the food, cake, flowers, and music we spent so much time planning but I DO remember the cake. I wish I had been able to organize the entire meal for our anniversary. I realized a…

I can't be sentimental when deliciousness is involved. It's every woman for herself in food situations.

They saved our smallest tier to take home and freeze. Our cake was a really moist spongy white cake with Bavarian cream and fresh strawberries with a whipped cream style icing. There was no way in hell I was going to freeze fresh strawberries so I could eat it a year later. I ended up eating most of it on the drive to…

Nor Cal here as well. We married at a beautiful location that had indoor and outdoor options because it can jump from 65 degrees one week to 105 the next. I wasn’t about to stand outside in a vintage lace dress soaked in sweat. We ended up having the ceremony and reception indoors but left the outdoor section open for…

I just noticed I misspelled clothesline.