Well that’s subjective...I think that’s one of the LEAST fucked up things I could have said.

I'm kind of an asshole and it would never occur to me either. Maybe she's a crazy asshole?

This is my favorite Ricky-ism. It's true for almost any situation.

There is no shred of sanity or balance to what she did though...shitty person or not. And I DO believe this is a shitty person.

I (intentionally) started saying nuke-you-lear to be funny and now it’s jammed into my brain and I say it unintentionally as well. I broke myself just to make a mildly funny comment 10 years ago.

I used to pronounce it chi-pot-lee (when I was a teenager) because I didn’t know any better. I can’t tell if my friends were confused too or just straight up jerks, all I know for sure is that no one ever corrected me. Either way, we all looked like dicks.

Thank god Kim was able to remind us that she is married to Kanye and is ‘the most beautiful woman in the world’. This whole ‘life changing’ declaration might almost have been entirely about someone else...that would have been a tragedy. Not the struggling with a body that feels wrong, or a world that often doesn't…

Did Paris ever show/prove/indicate she was ‘acting dumb’ other than just saying she was? Is that all it takes? If so, Mrs. Williams (8th grade math teacher) I was only ‘pretending’ like I was bad at algebra. I’m actually ‘really really good’ at algebra...and I totally CAN read a map. I'm like the best at maps. It was…

My husband’s dad remarried after a whirlwind courtship. It was hard for everyone involved, not because my deceased MIL was so wonderful, worse almost because she WAS NOT WONDERFUL at all. Still he mourned his loss deeply- to the point that we became incredibly concerned of self harm- rewriting this woman and his…

My husband is now fascinated by my makeup routine. I can’t explain the look of amazement and admiration/fear (what does that brush do? how do you make that line like that? how are you so precise near your eye!? OH GOD that’s your EYE!!!!) of a big ass lumberjack anxiously staring at the mirror like I’m performing…

It’s a huge pet peeve of mine when men say they prefer ‘bare faces’ or ‘natural makeup’ because I’ve found 99% of the men who say this rarely have any goddamn clue how much makeup goes into ‘the natural look’ they are imagining. Or that the bare faces they base this comparison on are already attached to exceptionally…

Mr Pibb is not ‘like’ Dr Pepper...unless being ‘like’ something means beating the shit out of it with sheer awesomeness.

Two of the most (as far as I could tell) well adjusted and productive people I ever met turned out to be long term opiate users. It blew my mind when I found out.

Agreed. My mom was severely incapacitated by a brain tumor and the treatment/medications. It changed everything about her personality and drastically limited her capacity to make even simple decisions. Sometimes she would act overtly sexual, childlike, happy, angry, anything. It was hard to know who you would see that…

AGREE! That's why I used caps.

Cancer hoax aside people should hate her for using the term ‘hating on her’.

I had an ex who would lie about being sick or fearing illness as a way to control our relationship so I finally forced him to agree to take me to the dr with him.

It seems weird but some people have almost no ill effects from chemo. My mom never lost even a strand of hair and a former coworker trained and ran a half marathon while undergoing chemo to prove to herself ‘she wasn’t on her death bed’.

A cop family member told me that if I'm ever signaled to pull over by a vehicle not clearly shown as 'patrol' to continue driving to a public or police location. 'NEVER pull over in a secluded place of there is a shred of doubt'.

My ex's mom warned me very earnestly to be careful in hot tubs because that's how she got chlamydia back in the 90's...because that's the only way a happily married woman could get an std.