In all fairness, I am super short so it might not just be the face cream. It might be the long line of tiny Italian lady genes that make up my body, but I like to think it's my glowing skin.

only one semester of asl here, but I remember being taught that Deaf writers did not usually use the same sentence structure or flow as hearing writers do?

I stocked up on Retin-A before losing my good insurance (no more $10 Rxs for me), and mixing a touch of Retin-A with your regular lotion makes a huge difference line wise.

My mom used to give the BEST Christmas stockings. Until I was 30 (and she was too sick to shop, my dad took over that year:( he was not good at it) it was the best part of Christmas. I know it sounds crazy but it's one of the things I miss the most now that she's gone.

My brother in law is my husbands brother.

I babysat my BFFs daughter today and we had two EPIC meltdowns in the course of 45 minutes.

Hungry and thirsty outside of a playground? Seems legit. I should stick my dick in that.

I honestly think she was just stating facts. In that voice anything would have been terrifying.

That's always been my theory. I'd assume a nurse would know exactly where to get you and stop you. She was a good choice, even at 8 months pregnant.

This story doesn't even compare...

And if Rush Limbaugh had a soul (a brain, a clue, or common sense) he probably wouldn't be such a fucking menace. Same diff though.

I hate 'What if the kid is autistic? What if they're developmentally delayed?'...

Your husband sounds kind of like my dad, at every appointment, kept a little notebook to ask questions, and constantly holding mom's hand during the treatments.

I've had two friends who were adopted in the 80's and one who has adopted recently.

You're totally right. People never make unreasonable demands of others speech and embarrassed people (trying to get out of trouble for bad behavior) are NEVER accommodating of requests that might make them look like less of an asshole.

I had Wantable for almost a year. I only cancelled it because I lost my job and had to tighten my spending. I think it was about $26 a month, usually came with 4-5 full size mid to high range products based in a color and preference profile each user completes prior to their first delivery.