I think that's what makes current Madonna so sad and frustrating. She's fucking Madonna, she shouldn't need to try so hard or act so desperately. She did it. She set the standard and now spends all of her time competing with people who couldn't have touched her anyway, anyhow.

I've only been with one guy who didn't enjoy it at all, and we never went for a second try. Life's too short to be with someone who doesn't want to do whatever it takes to get you off (because it's weird or 'gross').

I didn't finish 50 Shades (I tried but I just couldn't)....and I haven't seen the movie, but I've been with several men who would set up shop in pussy town if I let them. As much as I'd like to think that it's because my vagina is better than Disneyland, it's probably not just with me.

So fake...I wish there was a better word than fake...lies...evil misrepresentation?

The site has a lovely link where we can find more information about the 'difficult decision women must make when considering abortion' that helpfully links to an Amazon book list of anti-abortion titles for sale.

What the fuck does the animals were in 'less than optimal condition' mean?

I say panties...I'm open to a new term I just can't think of one that isn't underpants or the most hideous 'chonies'.

Have you ever called your parents on that? I used to complain about being one of ten Jennifer's in every class I ever had, but I've always appreciated not being a Ginnifer/Jinifer/Gynnifer/Jennipher.

I no joke dated Justin Lucke.

Mormons and plygs run out of names sooner or later. Plus there seems to be some family connection naming imperative in place that cannot include the 'jr' designation.

One of my best friends had an amazingly (almost frighteningly) insane pimple/cyst/who knows in the middle of her back that had been there for years.

I'll top you with: when I'm sad my husband reluctantly walks over and tells me I can 'pick'.

I'm a magnet for panhandle and pick up artists and have had servers and bartenders shoe away oblivious/rude men. I don't think the waitress in this story acted correctly, but I have had this happen to/for me.

a rent by the week apartment is much more financially prudent. I couldn't figure out why they would be at a motel if in dire straits, but very little about this family and their choices makes sense to me.

condoms and birth control are also cheaper than diapers.

I've acoided it for 16 years, my sister for 14, and my two best friends for at least 15....it wasn't that hard to avoid until a desired time.

A 'pregnancy crisis center' popped up next door to my office (and just so happened to be kitty corner to a planned parenthood). Naturally wires would get crossed and the occasional young girl would get lost and end up at the crisis center as opposed to the planned parenthood she was looking for. It would take a…

Your crush sounds like a pretentious dick for doing that.

I was MOH for my best friend from childhood. I know her. I KNOW her better than her parents, husband, and better than she knows herself. I have gone through countless formal and prom dresses that were body type unflattering, ridiculously trendy, and have had to help burn or shred pictures that she is later…

Exactly