I friggin love this joke so much it hurts
“It’s the deers own fault you see dressing like a slut running about legs a spread”
“See how the deer is looking at him, it is begging for it!”
Cheeky monkey.
Get your filthy cock out of me, you damned dirty ape!
My college roommate destroyed our bathroom one night. His defense was “The wall was talking shit.”
Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones’ place and says
My chihuahua used to hump my cat.
I would not want to work with these researches, I did not see anything consensual here.
In Jeff Reed’s defense, the towel dispenser was “talking shit.”
That surprises me not in the least. The man (no relation, thank Bob) was arrested for getting into a fight with a convenience store bathroom towel dispenser.
No idea but a close friend of mine used to date a guy who partied with Jeff Reed a lot during his time with the Steelers. Said guy used verb “hoovering” to describe Jeff Reed’s cocaine usage.
Are Steelers fans known for being cocaine addicts enjoying the occasional hit of cocaine?
I’ve had the Heinz Field pizza and I have to say, puke probably makes it taste better.
I think I’m going to replace “Who pissed in your cereal?” with “Who puked on your pizza?” now.
Now it’s a two topping pizza.
Thankfully barf does not affect the taste of the pizza in Pittsburgh.
James Woods would be a Steelers fan.