The only winning move is not to play.

Klingon Jesus.

Says the guy who's obviously never been to prison... You can get anything you want it's easier to get heroin than on the streets. And everything is searched and there's teams of people who work full time to find contraband. But people will get what they want. It's way the war on drugs is so dumb if you can't stop the…

I don’t know; it all just rings really hollow to me. Like, why does all this minority representation come after the books? It seems to me that she recognizes that she didn’t write a terribly diverse book (and that’s okay!), but instead of owning up to it, she’s trying to change it after the fact.

Well it’s actually quite funny as her combat techniques that I saw in the film were mostly poking and slashing aggressively. Her and Finn both, poking/stabbing furiously.

I believe there are many kinds of intelligences. Is a doctor smarter than a mechanic? I don’t think so. They’re different kinds of smart that isn’t fair to compare. I get what you’re saying, but it just felt a little “hate-y” if that makes sense. (There’s probably a better word for that)

It does, actually. It’s like a very squeaky, very quiet fart.

Somewhere (in Portland, probably) there’s a machine that spits dudes like those guys out by the dozens. We must find this machine, lest we be flooded with inane conversations about small batch bourbon and banjo / mustache wax.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

Excuse me, but isn’t acting for money what actors do? All the work available isn’t always ‘Citizen Kane’ material but it’s hard to say no to work. How many of us have worked at crappy jobs, with terrible bosses because we need the income to live.

Well, since the justice system in India does not seem interested in providing justice in the form of lifelong imprisonment OR the regular old death penalty to him, it should be left up to The People, not The State.

Oh yeah, Limbaugh, hahah, LIBERALS HATE WHITES! Hahah, reverse racism! OBummer! Where’s the birth certificate! Hahahahahahah goodone!

The Manhattan project mobilized the scientific community to create a horrific weapon, not solve a socio-political problem.

Fuck that. If he donates the money, keep it. Use it for something worthwhile, but don’t give that shit back.

Here, for your viewing pleasure, is a photo of Jeffrey Wells. Straight men are so delusional.

I’m so glad Miranda is blazing a trail for thin, beautiful white women with good genes to pose suggestively on fashion magazine covers. Wow.

The staff, I think, has shown exactly the opposite. They became aware of behavior that was inapposite to the ideals and goals of the firm and killed it. The conservative response would have been to have him resign to “spend more time with his family” and bury the allegations as deeply as possible.

Yes. How comforting.

I freaking love Lowe’s. If you have to go to a big-box home supply store, that’s the one for me. They gave me a massive credit line instantly (but not usuriously - the terms are very reasonable and affordable), had everything I needed and wanted for my new house, and oddly enough, they make an excellent house-brand…

It’s not a coincidence. Julia Louis Dreyfus has been squatting in your place for months. She likes to watch you sleep.