There’s always next year. And the year after. And the year after.

He knew that until the play occurred, whether he played defense or not was unknown.

The same thing that prevents them from bribing the on field officials.

Global warming strikes again.

“You gotta be from Philly to have a big dick.”

Hope Solo can’t hold her liquor, so there’s that.

Do you think the national team plays matches that aren’t international in nature?

Anyone ask Thurman his thoughts on if the earth is flat?

This will hurt his stock more than a rape allegation.

From Arsenal fans slamming their head into the wall when Wegner gets an extension.

At least the cliff he’s going over in that picture has a known end.

While in the Florida House of Representatives, John Thrasher helped his beloved Florida State get its own medical school, and in return he got to be university president despite having no qualifications.

Are you taking an intense dump?

I mean, most of my favorite pornos start w one guy in a shower with a bunch of women, so ... maybe.

I kneed to know how this plays out.

I bet these guys are the annoying commenters who reference a fantasy player in every injury story.

Like, it also seems like they think, “Wait. Does that count?”

I’ve seen strikers try to claim goals for nothing at all. This was so absurd that no one would even dare think of doing so.

“Told you I wasn’t right to keep him out of the country.” - The Donald.

They’re openly mocking Sandoval at this point.