“The cheerleaders earned between $100 and $1,500 per date. Everyone involved credibly claims that they never had sex for money with any of their dates, and none of the evidence Pylilo gathered suggests that they did.”

Because of last November.

That’s because you grasp English.

Wait, how did this get on Deadspin?!

So does Hulk Hogan.

“I’m gonna make this really weird and VERY specific bet. I’m probably the only person who will make the bet because that’s the only way the line is as it is. And I’ll bet A TON. Then fix that game..no way anyone will trace this back to me. Nope. None.”

The best start in Sox history.

This is GOLF. Does it really seem like the sport that cultivates people who would cause trouble like that? The protests shall be carried via horseback on a handwritten parchment.

Yeah, but you live in Houston so what would you know?

Why would someone make a joke about California when it’s much easier to laugh at nerds who just don’t play a video game super duper great for one day?

I drank and fucked my way through college too, what’s the big deal?

He continued, “And let it go, Jews.”

Who didn’t see “in college” or “just finished college” coming?

8 years of Obama set back women’s rights.

Unless they’re Jewish.

You’re only doing his job for him, don’t apologize.

I never cared for the restaurant personally.

LOLOLOLOL. Giving BIX of all people an outlet.

It only feels like a living death in Cleveland.

Weird to say a guy is really good and not have to add “for an American.”