Now you’ve gone and done it. He’ll surely challenge you to fight over twitter now.

I bet the Kings would take him to fill out their bench.

Smoking a cigarette? Like your post-coital routine isn’t just weeping for five minutes before grabbing a towel to mop up shame.

Pretty sure if he’s brought back to earth that the tides are gonna be fucked up.

When I was a kid, I had this idea that he must’ve been a genius bc he was playing basketball despite the fact that’s he’s white AND European (I assumed no one in Europe had ever seen a baseball).

Your threshold for “involves physical activity” is pretty fucking low.

I felt very confident that this was just further evidence how the concussion ignoring culture of the NFL is responsible for creating a new class of men who are walking timebombs of mental health issues.

When my dad died, so many people at the wake remarked how they were happy he finally got to see the Giants win a World Series.

Can each team have the same players? I mean. How does one guy have both Ronaldo and Messi???

The proof comes by way of a wall of text that some bots responsible for the attack are sending out, which proclaim that the exploit’s continued abuse is meant to draw attention to security issues

Wait. Do you just have to sit here and read dumb shit comments for a while? Are most of them desperate attempts to hit on you because “they’re different than all the other creeps”?

What if he’s right?

A virtue signaling dude cites another virtue signaling dude to brandish his credentials as “I’m not one of THEM.”

“Man. I wasn’t sure how I’d shit on a guy who literally just died in an attempt to show how serious I was about my craft and that I’m a REBEL who won’t confirm letting shit go for a week or two - and even though the guy probably did more than most in his position would. And he even paid for Rosa Parks’s rent for a…

“Arsenal are also right about at the start of the end stretch of their season...”

I said it was like mom and dad!!!

This is like when mom and dad fought. Except I like them more than my mom and dad.

I echo this. Though, Billy ... doesn’t set a high bar. But if he did, you’d clear it. Probably.

His friends helped out, proving that, truly, no man is an island. Especially in 2016-17.

Wonder what’s he’d think about scab players in the event of a lockout...