I don’t know about his soul but he’s definitely giving his heart to USMNT.

This is the best thing rich snobs do.

Weird. The headline usually just refers to Billy’s writing.

10 year olds, dude.

Maybe Dolan just wants some free sunglasses.

Did she end by telling Simba that one day all of the grammy’s would be his?

Because sometimes HIV hinders our ability to walk as it attacks our neuromuscular system.

Because when I think of sports that will dog whistle to neo Nazis, I think tennis...

I bet this is a complete lie.

You guys pay for office space? You’re a fucking online magazine.

He didn’t have the alcohol and violence problem until after he’d seen the Knicks play.

Sounds like they got buffaloed into thinking he wanted to shake their hand, a real wag the dog moment.

No one has ever started a sentence with “actually” and not sounded like a dick.

Should’ve just gone with this:

Unlike in baseball, where if you’re American and drafted, you have to wait a few years before you can be drafted again. And if you’re with a team for a certain amount of time and not on the 40 man roster you can be drafted - again. But if the team that re-drafts you doesn’t use you the right way, you return to your…

She ... might be walking alone for a bit.

A guy named Kane scoring in Buffalo is always going to trip a bit before ramming head first into a broad.

Players expect to be blown away after being flooded with love and LSU is lacking.

What’s did he do? Get consent, wear a condom, and go to class?

“When we arrived at Baylor, we made a commitment to character and integrity in our program.”