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Ruffing was on the 1924 and 1929 Red Sox teams that Nick Altrock substituted himself in but sadly not playing those games. Altrock had his rookie season in 1898 with the Louisville Colonels!

This was not how I imagined a Republican would get caught up in a pegging scandal

Especially the punter, who appeared to have broken several ribs in the first half but still stayed on the field at the end.

Maybe he’s just playing Calvinball.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

His voice every Wednesday on NPR was a highlight of my commute every week. He will be missed.

As a fellow Arsenal fan I am frankly shocked you believe that soccer gods exist or are anything other than capricious dickheads

But no one is telling you not to enjoy Carter’s dongs. Just that, in concert with the rest of him, they’re worth closer to $3.5 million than the $15m that a 40-homer guy would have signed for a generation ago.

Yours is a true Highlight

Goofus is in the first pic; Gallant is in the second.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Ha, Barkley slappin five at the end is awesome.

I honestly can’t stop watching this. His shooting stroke has all the grace and athleticism of Charles Barkley’s golf swing and yet it works. This is awesome.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

The SS Constitution. Sank on its way to being scrapped.

That’s not fair. I’m sure she knows the difference between Ben Carson and say Glen Rice.

RIP all the regional chains bought out by Macy’s, honestly