Yea, but worse than candy corn? Worse than those Valentine’s day hearts made out of chalk?

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/garry-shandlin…

[crossfit joke here]

Re: male gynos:

It is also worth mentioning that Ferlinghetti is still around. 96 years old, but still here.

I kinda want to know more about that Russian skating tragedy. From what I could find, Inga Artamonova was a speed skating champion whose alcoholic husband murdered her when she was only 29.

i kind of miss those games with Miller on MNF. it was when the Redskins were mostly horrible so I enjoyed the mental workout. They should bring him back now that we can google all that crap

Awarded the Dennis Miller Honorary Doctorate for Arcane Commentary, 2016.

The last time the Patriot line was that overwhelmed by Broncos was the Battle of Waxhaws.

“To the tree! To the tree!”

At this point, I feel even Madden players could run circles around him when it comes to clock management. Granted, it’d be a two-mile run, but I’m sure they can run a circle around him.

One need look no further than fellow Big Ten school Northwestern University to the west for a shining example of a university that values education over football...