Plus the Dogfish Head brewery. I’d move to Rehoboth Beach in a minute.

Thank you, I was trying to remember who took over for the Lions since Harrington and Stafford finally put an end to the two- and three-headed QBs Detroit had been rolling out since Bobby Layne left town.

Detroit. As much as Detroit has a rep for being blue collar and REAL, it’s got insanely rich suburbs like Bloomfield Hills that are PACKED with snotty rich kids who aggressively suck. Take it from a former Midwestern suburbanite: we’re the worst.

If he’s got any of his old man’s chops, yessiree.

Buffalo Billdos.

I’m just going to assume you didn’t make it six minutes and 13 seconds in

9. Batter rounding second, trying to stretch a double into a triple.

MILES (frantic, flipping through Rolodex): B...Brandon. Phew, I thought I burned this.

(dial tone, beep bop boop bop beep bop boop, ringing)

DAVE BRANDON: Hello?

MILES: Dave, am I happy to talk to you. Listen, I need something to do. You fire that fat fuck Hoke yet?

BRANDON: Les...I’m the CEO at fucking Toys R Us now,…

Didn’t we cover this already? Trump’s doctor is the ass worshipping rim-jobber...

Is this available on pay-per-view? Rio could possibly turn a profit if so.

nobody should be punished for trying to protect their race

+.357 Magnum

Arena Canadian Football?

+2 minutes for instigating

C’mon, Primeau played over 900 games in the NHL. More importantly, he and Paul Coffey’s corpse netted the Red Wings Shanahan, and a few Cups along the way.

Go back at look at 1976. Detroit selects someone named Fred Williams with the #4 pick; decent numbers as a 19-year-old in his fifth year as a center for Saskatoon…

Villanova over Georgetown, made even sweeter by the fact the Hoyas had summarily dismissed my Kentucky Wildcats the year prior with the assistance of that crackhead Michael Graham...student-athlete my ass.

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In a similar vein, I’ve found Alice Water’s The Art of Simple Food to be a rather transformative experience; it’s the first cookbook I’ve ever read cover-to-cover. You may have to go to the foo-foo greengrocer to stock your pantry but Waters has cut procedurals almost to the bare bone.

OTOH, we have a copy of one of…

Spurs could very well finish the season with four losses and wind up in second place, which has to be some sort of record, with room to spare.

Gorgeous, George.