Taking this a step further, suppose the Rams select Jared Goff with the first pick. Johnny Manziel rushes in from offstage with a handgun and shoots Goff between the eyes, killing him. Goodell then allows the Rams to select Dakota Boy, leaving the Eagles with a tremendously devalued #2 pick.

What happens next? Does…

Didn’t Martin Short crack up Letterman one night with a reference to Kaye Ballard’s couch?

Kerouac: I realize the impact of On the Road as a cultural talisman here, but Kerouac is far better served by The Dharma Bums and his poetry, particularly Mexico City Blues and Book of Blues. If you really want to go deep and truly understand where the concepts of the beatific and angelic originate, I’d recommend Visio…

Awarded the Dennis Miller Honorary Doctorate for Arcane Commentary, 2016.

1989, and I’m heading north out of Ann Arbor for a seven-hour drive to my ancestral stomping grounds in Marquette, on the shores of Lake Superior. The snow starts almost immediately, and is seriously piling up by the time I cross the Mackinac Bridge and start heading west. Still, there’s nobody on the road, plus it’s…

NFL level refereeing. Let’s get real here.

What’s the TMBG equivalent of “You Can Leave Your Hat On”?

Iowa to Fiorina: “You can go back to rooting for Stanford now. Please.”