Not a waste of time when we get an opportunity to learn.

And The Twelves still don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. 

I live in the Seattle area (ie: not actually Seattle, because I’m a pearl-clutching white person). I’m a Vikings fan. My wife is a Seahawks fan. They just played last night. My oldest son is 5, and took interest in the game for a few minutes. He asked who we rooted for...then asked me who he should root for, daddy’s…

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

helmets prevent the lord from seein the top of your head

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.

Somebody should have informed them that

Belongs to what? The light? The thunder? The sound of the words we’ve both fallen under?

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Meh. Someday your grandkids will talk about you in such reverent tones, too. 

They will be burning their hammers and rapiers tonight.......

It’s just going to Imboden them to write more.

Nothing but Ls? Pretty sure they swept a home-and-home series in there.

I’m assuming the franchise in question is Sport Clips?

Clint Hurdle swears they weren’t trying to hit him, all he knows is that the scouting report said Baez was a righty and you’re supposed to pitch him outside.

As someone who has coached a shitty college team, I can confirm that yes, I had that exact thought process more than once while mired in that shitty, shitty season. It was rarely about clocking out at 5:00, though. Mostly, it manifested in my unwillingness to work the truly insane hours that you’re often expected to.

Y’all keep acting like Gase is some weirdo freak but doing at bumps at work because you only slept three hours the night before and have already drank enough coffee in the morning to tear a hole through your stomach lining is about the most New York thing imaginable.

Yeah, Crockett and Tubbs put an end to that shit years ago.

Polys want that cracker

“Someone tell Anonymous Source he’d better be in my office in 5 minutes ...”