“There are many others in my life who I want to say this to, and who, unlike Rick, can hear me and respond. I could do it right now. I should just go out there and say it. Maybe we all should.”

It would be really great if, while talking up how great the sculpture is, you actually included the sculptor’s name.

Listen man, just because The Marquis de Laughayette thanks people in the European fashion, it doesn’t mean we should get locked up every time.

Let’s Rebrand The Clippers

“Walter , you’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole, man!

Poor Chris Archer, who didn’t want any part of the mess, was nonetheless punched and tossed around.

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

They have a right to bare arms, dammit!

Too bad we’ll never see this again from Puig, since he was just traded to SLEEVEland.

I believe this misappropriates my culture as a biceptual.

I’m surprised it’s got dust on it.

Marky Mark botched the job.

I’m with ya, bro. When people start piling on Idi Amin, I get that internet road rage going. I mean, I was 4 when he was a dictat- ERRRR “Leader”, but, I can tell you despite the stories you may have heard, he did run a country and we didn’t, so he certainly wasn’t all bad.

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

Half of the mlb are FUCKING PUSSIES

now you have something new to talk about with your therapist.  

That sentence defuriated me.

I didn’t know the Daily News ran on the Kinja platform. Thanks for the heads up!

It’s too bad that next year the Warriors won’t bet able to rennet back for a 6th. 

I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.