Sometimes there’s a man... I won’t say a hero, ‘cause, what’s a hero? But sometimes, there’s a man. And I’m talkin’ about Astudillo here. Sometimes, there’s a man, well, he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that’s Willians Astudillo, in Minneapolis.

According to my program, it was Dwyane Wade.

David, I expect better. This is cleared JNCO sponsored content disguised as “regular” content, and I resent you not tagging it as such.

This explains why the Vikings can’t win in the playoffs. A common motivating tactic among coaches, especially when one feels overmatched, is to remind their players that their opponent put on their pants the exact same way they do. Sadly for the Vikings, they know from the beginning that this isn’t true and the game…

Can we talk about how PROBLEMATIC this statue is???

Doesn’t Thibs just scream?

Indiana absolutely has a problem with racists and people who are dumber than a bag of hammers. More than the average state. But this is such a blanket statement that it is, itself, so fucking stupid that the idiocy is offensive (to thinking, breathing human beings - not just people from Indiana).

The announcers further demonstrated their knowledge of history by predicting that the game would be a low-scoring battle, just like the War of 18-12.

And refuses to turn around so he’s constantly having to go circumnavigate the Earth to go to places 3 feet behind him

So, you are saying it’s true.

Next week:

I wouldn’t consider Johnny Football in that “short guy won’t do well in NFL” category.

He was more closely associated with tall boys as I remember.

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In my world, 4 Zs betokens a nap. Pretty sure that's also the case here

Wait a minute. Are we not friends?

Headlines cost money, man. With Magary out they’ve gotta watch every nickel.

Boras is pissed because he weaponizes secrecy. His trademark is the rumored “mystery team” that gets a team to bid against itself. I doubt this affects their relationship much anyway. If a player says he wants to play in DC or says he will take the highest offer and Washington makes that offer, it is the agent’s legal…

Who is the second person that stepped foot on America?

“Who is the second person that stepped foot on America? ...Yeah I don’t know either ... but everyone remembers Christopher Columbus.”

only because high school coaches usually don’t get interviewed