The way he reaches up to Benatia in supplication, right after collapsing.... It’s like a Baroque painting....

That almost exactly matches Bryce Harper’s numbers over the same period except that Harper’s numbers in each category are much worse.

Technically a fire in an engine is a good and necessary thing, when the fire departs the engine is when the big red light comes on.

There’s some merit to that, for sure. But it also kind of feels like that scene at the end of Jurassic Park - the first one. It’s fantastic that the t-rex swoops in and saves them from all the raptors. But, let’s face it, once he’s done knocking them off, he’s still going to be hungry...

Vladimir Putin has Nazi Ninjas now? I see the surreality of life in the 21st Century is leaning in to the endless, nightmarish 70s/80s revival loop in which we are collectively trapped, and is now flavoring itself with Saturday morning cartoon overtones.

I am shocked FIFA gave the United States the 2026 tournament, given that we’ll be smack-dab in the middle of Trump’s third term in office.

Ignoring the fact that I think Steph is one of the few humans capable of crawling and dribbling at the same time, there is an elegant solution:

Cadavaliers has a good ring to it .... errr no ring to it

Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

I think we have to be careful. Anthony Bourdain was a guy who’s “public” life was who we wanted to be. I have no doubt that he was very much who he appeared to be on camera, I am not saying it was an act (given how the folks who knew him talk of him this is undeniably true). But what I am saying is that it is hard…

I remember being freaked out when I first read Richard Cory. Scared even.

Anyone arguing for anything other than 10 needs to be placed on an involuntary psychiatric hold.

And why aren’t pop ups hits, since you can’t hit a pop up without hitting the ball.

“I’ve found that most threats of violence that are yelled out of Volkswagen Jettas are unfounded.” 

“Flag-Humping President...”

It’s Mahk!

These State Farm ads are getting pretty good!

46 inspiring stories of remarkable groups of people... and Cascadia.

“Northern cypress ain’t shit! The best conifa is Frasia fuh!”