I mean, their water already comes from Lake Erie - salt is only going to help.

I played vintage baseball for a season (before I came to value not having broken fingers) using 1880s rules. The pitcher was allowed to throw the ball whenever he had it and was on the rubber. Not ready to hit? You better be ready. Break a bat on a foul ball? Too bad. The on-deck hitter better toss you his.  
You would…

As someone who was not smart enough to be a math tutor, but smart enough not to need a math tutor, I have no idea what the heck you are talking about.

A bag of heroin short of the cycle.

Somebody immediately check on B.D. Wong, please.

It sometimes feels as though this column is uniquely devoted to making fun of Baseball for having unwritten rules combined with a frank and honest discussion about the unwritten rules of air travel and using the shitter.

the worst thing by far is referring to things as “butt”

The site you copy-pasta’d this info from

okay smart guy - why do they call it ‘horse’ power?

Rob Manfred, later asked if Votto would face any punishment, looked at Votto in his uniform and said, “No, that’s more than enough.”

Thanks for your kind words.

I get that Lebron absolutely took the Raptors apart, I get it. But are we all just forgetting that they barely got by the Pacers in round 1?

“Not necessarily.”

Not sure if he got help or blue himself.

Shamelessly posting this again because it still applies.

I follow the long ball

Ken Giles and Chance Sisco are giving whole new meaning to the pitcher and catcher being called “the battery.”

One way to look at this would be to break it down by inning. Early in the game the manager playing defense is less likely to call for the IBB because giving up one or two isn’t as bad as the big inning. Later in the game one run may be as bad as four so why not set up the extra force or pick your batter when you only…

On the 2nd floor there was a daycare center. 15 children were killed.

Mitt Romney was thrilled to be at a game featuring his long time favourite team...*checks jersey* the Jazz at a game in his beloved home state of *checks drivers license* Utah.