That was boring to you, okay...but coming here to post about how boring it is to you is a valuable use of your time and we all thank you for your efforts.

When the Marlins ownership group gets together, Jeter can’t see the sucker.

I can still hear my breath. In. Out. In. Out. Yet still, the silence was deafening. And then he said the words every man, woman and child would never forget: “One small step for man. One giant leap for mankind.” A human being had touched the surface of the moon. Well, two, if we’re counting me.

When you see a Drew Magary post and then realize its a Deadcast.

Timely reference.

Liberal use of the word “nominal” is encouraged when discussing Jeter and Marlins ownership.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Is he elite though?

Leach: “Hey Raccoon, where do you live?”

I’ll pay to see you say that to anyone with an actual neck tattoo

If I were a Phillies fan I’d definitely be pessimizing right now.

I was picturing it went down more like this

Bill Self - fucking Bill Self

Not sure, probably snarked off to one of the writers too viciously, but just got a Deadspin follow, so I think I’m back, baby!

Worst “Jeopardy” answer ever:

Umm, excuse me:

He looked on, knowing full well that a long night of flagellation lay ahead.

If somebody says they are telling you “what nobody else is telling you,” you should probably stop listening.

Larry Eustachy resigning because he didn’t listen to warnings about his school’s zero-tolerance policy is like Wally Optic quitting because he didn’t see eye-to-eye with his AD, or Bob Olfactory getting canned for not sniffing out illegal payments from boosters.

Based on that last image, I’d say his evil plan to hijack a satellite and crash it into the Statue of Liberty is coming along nicely.