Michigan is one of those teams that, if they’re halfway decent, will be in the top 10 out of sheer nostalgia.

Hmmm, wondering if alcohol may have payed a role. What are your thoughts?

Well, doctor, I can confidently say your at least half right, and I have no medical training at all.

Totally agree. Tacos are the whitest food since hummus. This shouldn't be allowed.

Well, buddy, if that’s what he’s literally charged with then it’s a pretty accurate way to describe it.

He took measures to keep (into his adulthood) and then share (as an adult) a video of a 15 y/o getting raped.

Oh let me help you. It’s an artisinal blend of sticking it to the Man and syncophantism.

Congrats on what has to be a top five all time comment. Now stick to sports.

The MLB tag stands for Major League Bummer, correct?

I think one of the things that’s appealing about baseball vs NFL is that it doesn’t have as highly an engineered rule book. Style of play on offense and defense evolve based on many things, but they are doing so within a set of rules that (with some exceptions) has been pretty static for over a century. Football's…

Oh he knows exactly what it means. He just doesn’t want to let this nerd thing get any worse.

Identifiable toppings?

Well, look at it this way. You could have been the alcoholic drowning in his own pasta barf, but you weren’t! You’re still a winner!

Also, ALSO! Not only did the coroner not test the burgers for human meat, he would be their most likely source of product.

Really? When referring to a body if notaries I always used the “notariate”.

Yeah, totally agree. I had to go by the FedEx store to get something notorized one time. Dude was a hardcore as fuck ride or die motherfucker.

The number of tugs would need to be a lot higher at this point in Bobby’s life. Normally that would be fine, but that’s assuming there would be an eventual...outcome.

All of them?

Give it a decade.

Have you never participated in behatted makeout sesh?