The current theory is that Trump deliberately turned last night into a shitshow (all credit to Dana Bash) in order to turn off potential voters. If the whole thing turns into a grotesque mudwrestling match, the reasoning goes, people might just tune out entirely and give up on voting out our fascist president.

To be fair, China’s 0.7% level is measured against a threshold of <$2/day. On that measure, the US scores about 0.11%.

Other than you not liking him for whatever “drama” he may or may not be responsible for, do you have a single piece of evidence to suggest these claims are fraudulent?

Star’s Killer Merch company listed 59 employees at the time.

Rebuild it how? Based on whose government? Whose constitution? How do you know that tyrants of either side wouldn’t take power like they always do? The French and Russian Revolutions went after the nobility first, then the intellectuals, and then the disenfranchised and vulnerable. The US pulled off a hell of a magic…

Man, 2020 has become a bizzaro version of The Last Chase...

“ A better guide than “buy American” for consumers who give a shit is “buy union,” though sadly that confines you to the Big Three. “

Dude.
Give a shit about what? Do you even read this stuff?
So, let’s do some logic through unpacking your statement:
1. If I give a shit (about what, we are still undetermined), I have to…

Typically you don’t get the crabs from just a Hummer

Agreed. This process just establishes the fair market value.

You wanna sell your office and still be able to work there? I know a guy...

Neutral:  I’m doing well. Only missed 3.5 days of work so far. Harvested my prickly-pear over the weekend and had my first prickly-pear margarita last night. ‘Twas dope.

So the pandemic was Very Bad for The Cars, but is now Very Good for The Cars?

eyy China how about that Nortel espionage up north, eh?

I’m in Wisconsin this summer, and honestly, this BS “Law and Order” shit is playing well in midwest battleground states. A lot of people support BLM, peaceful protests, and changes to policing, but they’re worried and scared about the violence, forced curfews, and destruction of local businesses and their downtown.…

it’s foolish that the Speaker of the House is failing to do something as simple as learning the covid-19 restrictions in the area where she’s traveling she represents.

Can’t believe I had to scroll through dozens of fear-mongering comments before finally arriving at some logical reasoning.

New to Erik? His ass has been making terrible takes out of good takes for as long as he has been at Jalopnik.

Except it literally was the pull handle. That’s not even remotely in debate here. That rope exists and serves a function whether it’s tied in a loop or not.

“And yet, 95% of the dumbasses on re-opened beaches aren’t wearing masks.”

I don’t disagree that class is an issue. I don’t disagree that there are no perfect victims. I don’t even disagree that she has lived a hard and sad life.