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$150,000/month?

Yes, you can actually buy just a black coffee there. 

The Royal Formerly Known As Prince.

I hope the other movie you saw was Zombieland.

Everyone else gets pandered to, why not boomer suburbanites?

Apple is waicist.

Yeah this shows what a fucking dumbass Matt Gaetz is.

It took 15 years quietly working in the background and partnering with someone even he considered a complete dolt but at the end of it all Dick Cheney got his revenge on Saddam. sleep tight Matt- I’m sure his daughter has nothing in store for you and is perfectly forgiving....

PPPreposterous!

Become?

The thing about RobinHood is that they are able to offer “no fee” trades because they sell user data to the big hedge funds and let them get their HFT in before placing the orders. So if you and a bunch of other people want to buy XYZ stock at $20, you’ll end up getting it at $21-$22 because the hedge funds will get

There’s been one filed in the SD of NY

A real quick catch-up for anyone who feels behind on this:

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“Siri, what are the top 10 least reliable automotive brands?”

Oh cool, another red white and black Le Mans car.

I’ve found its important to do things to delineate certain days. Friday night for example I have a steak, then a cocktail in the backyard while I throw the frisbee for the pup.  Even if I’m home all week it at least reminds me the weekend is starting.  

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.