Here is my impression of the workers after Elon explains how the line should be running:

WHO morning meeting: “So, which of our prior statements are we going to contradict first today?”

No one knows anything about MyCorona other than it probably is more prevalent and less deadly that is being portrayed. 

We’re running out of ways to judge how strangers spend their money. :(

1st Gear: VW doesn’t lose money in America because of America. They did that shit to themselves. It started way before dieselgate too. Look back at your own archives and you’ll see bemoaning about VW cutting corners on the Jetta and Passats to bring them downmarket to sell more. They went from a mid premium brand to…

Maybe get input first from countries that rely on these cruises to fund their tourism industries and jobs before we decide to devastate their economies. Oh, they also get the final vote.

It makes sense when you think about it. Never in history has one type of vehicle fit every possible “want”. Want a family vehicle? check. Want a work vehicle? check. Want grocery getter? check, with a whole lotta groceries! Want something that can be stylized however you want? check Want something that still looks…

There’s basic costs to transporting oil to a refinery, operating the refinery, transporting gas to the gas station, and operating a gas station. That exists regardless of the price of oil. And those exist in 2020 dollars. 

But are oil producers issuing futures contracts for May WTI Sweet the day before the price strikes? Oil producers were out from under these oil contracts a long time ago. It doesn’t portend well for sales today on futures contracts down the line, but the folks (maybe literally) taking a bath on May contracts are the…

“You can get a Cayman with an MSRP of $70k for $60k.”

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

Do base models generally exist in large numbers for anything other than econoboxes?

What’s more, from 2010 to 2019, U.S. airlines spent 96% of their free cash flow, some $45 billion, to purchase shares of their own stock

The flaw of youth is passion without responsibility.

flying from New York to Chicago takes about four hours

Not at all. In fact, states have formulas whereby the “property rich” cities receive less in state funds and those funds are directed to the “property poor” cities. In plain English, white suburbs receive very little in state funding while the inner cities absorb most of the state school funding. It still doesn’t help.

Wagon good crossover bad we get it.

Science teacher at a fundamentalist Christian school?

I’m no fan of the president, but this situation generates zero outrage from me. Or even concern. 

Privately owned family business... They can do whatever they want re: politics... “The arrangement fundamentally means that the family can utilize the sport’s name in any political machination they see fit.” Solution? Don’t watch the pre-race...