Stall, stall, stall some more. Then when the institutions get punished the usual stooges in the media can trot out the “this only punishes the current students who had nothing to do with the scandal.” line. Effectively saying no school should ever be held accountable. (See: Penn St.)

Serious question. Is spending 90k on a pickup truck any worse than on a sports car or a luxury sedan?

I like this Tyler guy, he can stick around.

Please keep us up to date on every level. Best Jalopnik posts in a long time. The other writers need to up their game. This is completely relevant to my coming midlife crisis.

There’s some sweet question begging going on here.

JFC...

We have an electoral college, designed explicitly to ensure that the popular vote can be thwarted; we base those electoral college votes on states, rather than on population;

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My first thought as well. I think it’s a reaction (understandable but reductive) to the Fox byline rather than to Wallace himself, who is pretty damn good at his job.

I agree with you on that. He’s been sassy.

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This is an article a cop would post...

1st. They just couldn’t bring themselves to make a car with windows.

So what are you proposing? That power dynamics be outlawed?

Do you think the following contract should be illegal?

I’m not sure you understand what a contract is. It’s not really a tool solely to designate the transfer of money from one party to another. It’s a “meeting of the minds” whereby terms are agreed between two parties- one agrees to engage in certain actions in exchange for a reciprocal agreement from the other. There’s…

Everyone’s a liberal until they have to be one.

Seriously? HEY LOOK EVERYONE! SOMEONE’S TRYING TO BE EDGY HERE!

Oh God, if they win, it’ll be a tsunami of shitty, half-assed, can’t-name-anyone-prior-to-2013-except-Sosa, polo shirtted, fake-martyr-complexing coming out of the woodwork that will make 2004 Boston feel restrained.