It’s almost as if we should hold a trial about whether his facts or the prosecution’s are more valid and hear both sides. Dunno, not a lawyer.

He claims the evidence shows he’s not guilty. Tell us your views on the death sentence, fine, but don’t try to tell us you’re innocent.

“Touchdown!”

Central Waters > everything

Looks like a drunk Stay Puft Marshmallow Man wearing a Heisenberg hat. Can’t unsee.

That’s sexist, and you know how broads hate that.

And I do mean “heavily,” as the MSO HS generates 485 pounds of downforce at 150 mph.

All this shit happened last time I parked here...

I hope Kucher knows that the water is a hazard.

Almost there...

Wait a second. I thought putting a foot in your mouth was a Ryan objective?

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

Everyone needs to stop pretending that the EU invented trade. The UK will negotiate similar trade deals with the eurozone, nobody is going back to 1972, and it’ll all be fine.

“Basically what every study shows is that stadiums/arenas simply shift patterns of entertainment spending.”

Basically what every study shows is that stadiums/arenas simply shift patterns of entertainment spending. Instead of going to dinner and a movie or to an amusement park, you go to the ballgame, meaning that tax revenue evens out (though it can create some micro-geographic differences, if for instance people spend less…

Is this your last article? Because reliant robin as the last jalopnik article would be suitably jalop.

Good ol’ Mark-to-Make-Believe paper assets; can’t spend it but you can borrow money with it.