Let’s get this out of the way first. I’m not much of a bandwagon rider when it comes to things that are built simply to generate hype. I haven’t attended a Transformers movie premiere since high school and I don’t give an aerated turd about the next season of Game of Thrones because I’ve never seen it, nor do I care…

Jesus Christ man we get it. Eat at Arby’s.

No, it’s not okay. What about all the other businesses that could be if the taxes weren’t so high? Setting taxes high and then making tax break deals is just a mechanism to say who can and who cannot have a business within a government’s territory without admitting that’s what it is.

When you want a high-performance wagon, you pay for it. Why anyone on this site believes such performance should exist on the cheap is mind-boggling.

I can get a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a cow’s ass, but I’d rather take my butcher’s word for it.

I guess the Black Panthers wouldn’t really fly.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

You realize that Beirut is predominantly white, right?

Great article. The amount of people I see on forums and on here who MUST have a warranty for so called peace of mind is funny. As soon as that warranty is up, no matter how much equity is in the car or trouble free it is, they must be on to the next car.

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

It appears that Hank is alive, but possibly not well after Sammy Sosa adopted him.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

He just read the Gawker Media union contract.

Where he keeps his Navy money...

They were probably going faster than 85-90 mph. 85 is kind of the flow of traffic on the freeway in LA at midnight. Nobody goes slower than 75, most people go 80.

the automakers don’t care. they’re not in the business of selling used cars.

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

meant as a fuel savings measure, and Audi claims it saves 0.3 liters for every 100 kM when tested in Ingolstadt traffic

2nd Gear: The last thing I want is another bill for my car to be able to connect to the internet. That’s what my phone is for .I would love to see the correlation of the people interviewed that say they want these things in cars, and then actually buy them.